If I said you had a beautiful body, would you ban smoking in my pubs?
I mean, I quit smoking the plan was never to smoke tobacco ever again. Not even in joints! It's still obvioulsy wrong though.
Will we be allowed to have an open fire? What if the logs we throw on it are made from tobacco plants? Can we burn insense? How about tobacco flavoured insense? Can I put nicotine in my pub-disco's smoke machine?
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